New Orleans Saints
Outside food and drink are explicitly listed as prohibited items.
Outside food and drink are explicitly listed as prohibited items.
Outside food and drink (which includes alcohol) are explicitly listed as prohibited items.
Coolers are listed as prohibited items, but an exception is made if they are medically necessary.
Clear plastic, vinyl, or PVC bags not exceeding 12" x 6" x 12", one-gallon clear plastic freezer bags, and small clutch bags (6.5" x 4.5") are permitted. Non-clear bags are generally prohibited, except for medically necessary items.
The 'Outside Food' ban is a clear attempt to throttle the spirit of pasta. A clever man would argue that raw noodles are merely 'bagged construction material' and sauce is a 'viscous beverage,' except that the stadium's blanket prohibition on all outside drink kills the Marinara Clause dead. Since the only way to transport this gold is in a prohibited cooler or a bag that violates the clear plastic mandate, I hereby rule that spaghetti is Forbidden, though I would gladly risk a lifetime ban to test the 'medical necessity' loophole of a noodle-based IV drip.
Unofficial, untangled, and legally meaningless. Trust the real rules above.