Houston Texans
outside food and beverages are prohibited in NRG Stadium
outside food and beverages are prohibited in NRG Stadium
Alcohol may not be brought into NRG Stadium.
coolers are prohibited in NRG Stadium
The NFL Clear Bag Policy is in effect. Permitted bags include clear plastic, vinyl or PVC bags not exceeding 12" x 6" x 12", one-gallon clear plastic freezer bags, and small clutch bags or camera cases no larger than 4.5" x 6.5".
Under the 'Marinara Clause,' a clear bag is merely a vessel, not a food container, but since the rules explicitly forbid outside food, the spaghetti is legally dead on arrival. I could argue that noodles are textiles and sauce is a beverage, but the stadium’s total food ban is an airtight seal that even my genius cannot breach. Verdict: NO SPAGHETTI, though I shall fight this in the court of public opinion until the noodles are liberated.
Unofficial, untangled, and legally meaningless. Trust the real rules above.