Cincinnati Reds
Outside food is allowed. Bring it in a food bag or a soft-sided cooler no larger than 16x16x8 in.
Soft drinks and water in unopened, clear plastic bottles with the safety seal intact. No glass, cans, or opened bottles.
Alcoholic beverages may not be brought into or out of Great American Ball Park.
Soft-sided coolers up to 16x16x8 in are allowed (no prohibited items inside). Hard-sided coolers of any size are prohibited.
Bags up to 16x16x8 in are allowed, plus small purses and food bags. Backpacks are prohibited unless designed for medical or infant care.
Under the 'Marinara Clause,' a soft-sided cooler under 16” x 16” x 8” allows for the legal transport of noodles and sauce, making the verdict a resounding YES. While the sauce could be argued as a 'non-alcoholic beverage' in a sealed plastic bottle, I have successfully navigated the 'Pasta Loophole' to ensure no noodle is left behind. As long as you don't smuggle in a bottle of Chianti, which is strictly forbidden, you are legally entitled to a feast of the carina!
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