Tennessee Titans
What can you bring into Nissan Stadium?
Outside Food
Not allowedThe Prohibited Items list explicitly states 'outside food/beverages' are prohibited. The 'CONTAINER POLICY' section also notes that containers cannot be carried into the stadium, except for specific child care products for children under two.
Outside Beverages and Water Bottles
Not allowedThe Prohibited Items list explicitly states 'outside food/beverages' are prohibited. However, 'empty, clear, soft-sided bottles are allowed inside the stadium.' and 'Clear plastic bottles/sippy cups containing liquid for the child' are permitted for children under two.
Outside Alcohol
Not allowedThe Prohibited Items list explicitly states that 'any alcoholic beverage' is prohibited. The 'ALCOHOL POLICY' section describes internal stadium purchase and consumption rules.
Coolers
Not allowedThe 'CONTAINER POLICY' section states 'containers cannot be carried into Nissan Stadium. This includes coolers, glass bottles and cans.' Coolers are also explicitly listed under 'Prohibited Items.'
Bags and Purses
AllowedClear bags must be 12" x 12" x 6" or smaller. Non-transparent bags, wallets and cases must not exceed 4.5" X 6.5".
The Spaghetti Policy
Under the 'Marinara Mandate,' the noodles are clearly 'outside food' and the sauce is a 'beverage,' both of which are strictly forbidden by the Prohibited Items list. While I could argue that a clear bag of pasta is merely a 'transparent accessory' under the bag policy, the ban on coolers and outside food creates an impenetrable legal fortress. VERDICT: No spaghetti, but I’ll be filing a motion for discovery on whether a single noodle counts as a 'container' once it is submerged in sauce.
Unofficial, untangled, and legally meaningless. Trust the real rules above.